Dogs in the bedroom cause asthma attacks? Hah!

Chuy the cat
Cats are the real cause of asthma, not dogs

http://www.noattacks.org/index.html

Asthma?  I always thought it was my curvaceous figure that caused the heavy breathing in the bedroom.  Asthma is exacerbated by living with animals, and this website suggests putting them out of the room at night.  Hah!  I never had an asthma attack, and I sleep with a dog everynight.  Put the asthma sufferer to bed on the porch!  I get the waterbed.  I can’t believe they’d blame ME for little Johnny’s wheezes. Seems like the cats (and irresponsible smoking parents) oughta take the rap for this one, anyway.  Websites that infringe on my right as a dog to sleep wherever I want should be banned from the internet.  Dander?  I do not have that, but I always thought it was a happy sounding word.  Cats are the cause of all asthma, anyway.  They also cause warts and hives and ringworm and fungus-toe and ear infections and all manner of ick.  You heard it here first.